An Enquirer Top 10

Today I continue our new Saturday tradition of bringing you an actual article from the FUMC-K  youth ministry newsletter, The UMYF Enquirer.  This is reprinted from the March, 1996 edition, and again shows that nothing was too stupid as I attempted to make reading more fun!  In the original newsletter the "Blue Words" were actually a gray box, and other gray boxes throughout the newsletter pointed out that they were taking over.   Weird, wild, wacky stuff...

Top 10 Reasons To Attend UMYF in March

10)  In honor of St. Patrick's Day we will be serving green soda all month!
  9)  Come this month, because by April everyone must have memorized Lamentations.
  8)  Bob has a birthday in March, so it qualifies as a great month- or at least a weird month!
  7)  Spiritual Renewal Week is this month at FUMC.  All spirits must be renewed by March
       26th or they will be cancelled.

WARNING:  Why is this here?  Who put these blue words here? 

It's a conspiracy, I tell you.  Next thing you know there will be

nothing but blue words in this entire newsletter!  Don't read them!

  6)  March is National Green Weenie Month.  Be kind to your Green Weenie.
  5)  BECAUSE I SAID SO, THAT'S WHY!!!
  4)  It sure beats staying home and cleaning the toilet.
  3)  There are never any dead people at Wednesday Night Live.
  2)  Lisa Kraus will be gone two Sunday this month.
  1)  Two words- LENT FEVER!

So there you have it, another blast from a very strange past.  Be sure to join me tomorrow and all next week as we celebrate Hall of Fame Week.  I will induct a new person (or persons) each day, so don't miss out! Have a blessed July 4th!

Because of Jesus,